Super emoji poo
The novelisation
Walt: write an engaging narrative
I did this because I once in year 5 i had to write a comic strip and I came up
with the the coolest super hero ever. Now in year 8 i have 15 comics about
super emoji poo and so I decided to make a story rather then a comic.
Enjoy and leave a comment
It was dark. Superman had just eaten his favourite curry, hot chicken
and lamb chops dipped in a chunky red tomato and pepper sauce. As
he chomped down on his food, his knife and fork clunking on the oak
table he heard a low growl. It was his stomach. Using super speed he
dashed into his bathroom but he remembered that it was under construction.
“Wait a minute why is it under construction at night”?Superman said
The thought would have to wait. Superman zoomed around town all night until
he found a big domed building. as he walked through the titanium alloy doors
he saw a big room that had high tech electronic devices and computers. But
in the centre of the room he saw something remarkable.
It was a gleaming white toilet. It had the most beautiful seat and the
lid could have been made out of gold. Superman ran in and sat his
bum down on the legendary Lou, but as he was pulling down his pants
thought he saw that the water was green ¨
“That´s normal” super man said a bit concerned “I hope”
As he got off the terrific toilet he heard the most peculiar sound. it was as
if the toilet was talking to him. As he turned around slowly afraid that he
would turn around and see a giant monster and he would get eaten alive
but the sight he saw was one of magnificence and confusion.
He saw a … poo standing there? It snatched Superman's cape and the S
on his superman suit and violently twisted it until it was a P. Then he mushed
the P into his chest, the P was now stuck on him. next he tied the cape around
his neck. All the while superman stud there just thinking
¨What in the world is that thing.¨ Confused yet? Well so am I.
You see the toilet was radioactive, so when the poo sunk in the green
water and came alive and because it is the poop of a superhero that means
it has super powers!
¨Hello fellow moron I am super emoji poo¨ said the strange poop thing
¨Super emoji what¨ asked superman
¨Yes I am Super emoji poo¨ he exclaimed ¨I am faster than speeding diarrhoea¨
Super emoji poo said as he flew around the room, he was as fast as a cheater.
¨stronger then constipation¨ he said as he punched right through a concrete
wall, he was as powerful as a crane.
¨Able to jump over tall buildings without spreading a single germ¨ he said while
jumping and touching the corrugated iron ceiling with his feat! he could jump
higher than a kangaroo.
¨For i am¨ he paused for dramatic effect, though superman was just confused.
Finally with his cape flowing in the wind (even though he was indoors.) super
emoji poo blurted out ¨SUPER EMOJI POOOOOO!¨ he yelled so loud that
superman's head nearly exploded.
then he flew into the night sky with super man yelling
¨hay give me back my cape and S which is know a p.¨
2 months later
It was late afternoon and the sludgy superhero stood on a tall building
as he watched over the city, his cape dancing in the wind. As he peered over a stone gargoyle that he had planted his foot on, He saw a big white toilet. It must have been 10 meters tall.
It was destroying the city so super emoji poo flew down and as he was
descending
he
heard the toilet's voice booming out.
¨WHERE IS THIS SUPER EMOJI POO I WISH TO FLUSH HIM¨
¨Right here you big monster potty¨ said super emoji poo
As he slammed his fists into the toilets chest sending the big potty into
the side of a building
As the toilet got up he brushed rubble of him like a gentleman and said
¨Allow me to introduce myself I am Omega toilet and i am going to destroy
this city.¨
¨Over my dead body.¨ Super emoji poo shot back.
¨That can be arranged.¨ and with those words omega toilet
Started firing a beam of electrical light, the bolts danced on super emoji poo`s
body like spiders with daggers for legs. Super emoji poo was able to use
constipation construction and make a shield to hold back the yellow bolts.
He then was able to fly up into the air and then using his powers. He blasted
green beams out of his eyes. The stinky lasers hit omega toilet square in the
head and with that super emoji poo said triumphantly.
¨Consider yourself stink eyed.¨
¨And yourself crushed.¨ Omega toilet yelled and he threw a car at the smelly
superhero. But at the last second Super emoji poo swerved out of the car's
way. Omega toilet was much too powerful to be beaten with fists and lasers,
no he needed to be taken off the planet otherwise there would be no planet.
Super emoji poo flew towards Omega toilet with the speed of light and
slammed into him and then with omega toilet on his shoulder he flew him
up into space. He had just got past the upper atmosphere and he was starting
to lose air and soon he would be in space but despite the lack of oxygen he
soldiered on and sure enough he reached the cold dark vacuum that was
space! Then with the last of his strength he threw omega toilet into space
then he lay face up floating so terribly still … and then he opened his eyes
and flew back down to earth because poos don't new air to survive so for
those of you who thought he was dead well i got 1 thing to say to you HA
GOT HIM. Anyway super emoji poo flew down to earth and was met with
a big parade in his honour, there were super emoji poo signs and balloons
and so all was right with the world … for now at least !!!
Meanwhile on the planet of Uranus Omega toilet got up and yelled
out to space
¨THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING POO!¨
DUN DUN DUN!
The End💩🚽
